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1 – You have to be brilliant and understand how my mind works. Extra bonus if you are me or a version of me, but I’m not narcissistic at all. I like the differences between me and me a lot.
2 – Must not freak out if I come home covered in blood up to my elbows.
3 – If you have a power, I don’t already have, that’s a plus in your favor.
4 – You don’t feel the need to be around me 24/7. I don’t want you under foot all the time. You’ll live longer if you have your own place and bed to go home to.
5 – You can think for yourself. If I wanted a sockpuppet for a significant other, I’d just masturbate.
6 – Biting. I bite, and I like being bitten.
7 – No lying. Trust me. I’ll know if you tell even the smallest of fibs.
8 – If I’ve taken you to a romantic beach, lie still while I finish cutting your head open.
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2 – Must not freak out if I come home covered in blood up to my elbows.
3 – If you have a power, I don’t already have, that’s a plus in your favor.
4 – You don’t feel the need to be around me 24/7. I don’t want you under foot all the time. You’ll live longer if you have your own place and bed to go home to.
5 – You can think for yourself. If I wanted a sockpuppet for a significant other, I’d just masturbate.
6 – Biting. I bite, and I like being bitten.
7 – No lying. Trust me. I’ll know if you tell even the smallest of fibs.
8 – If I’ve taken you to a romantic beach, lie still while I finish cutting your head open.
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Date: 2011-04-27 11:51 pm (UTC)From: