From Twitter 09-19-2009

[watchmakersylar]

• 14:02:09: Hiro and Ando don't have a plan, that never happens. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:03:35: Should have killed Danko on that park bench. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:06:22: You know Mom would have liked Tom. They could dust nick nacks and crap together. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:09:31: Find an anchor, Sylar, so you can sink to the bottom of your insanity. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:12:58: Oh look a box of wrong. You should NEVER have asked for Virginia's things. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:14:45: The return of Gabriel Gray - loser, nobody, pathetic momma's boy - the end of Sylar. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:22:43: Danko wants Micah dead because Micah is taller than he is. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:29:26: You stupid shit, Gabriel. Don't listen to mom. She's crazy. You're going to destroy us. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:31:34: That's right, Nathan, I'm in your office, touching all your stuff. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:32:17: How are you going to stop me, Nathan? Fly at me? That's so scary. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:33:19: Just kiss him Hiro, it's been what 400 years for you? #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:37:03: Danko would you get the fuck out of my way? #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:37:32: @Virginia_Gray Fuck, shit, bastard, oh and my favorite - Jesus Christ!
  
• 14:39:43: Fooled you once shame on me. Fooled you twice shame on you. #helixredo #heroes
  
• 14:42:11: I shouldn't have done that. @virginia_gray is going to wash my mouth out with soap.
  
• 14:44:37: @SarmyDragoth Hey are you talking about me?
  
• 14:51:50: @SarmyDragoth I'd kick his ass into the next century.
  
• 14:52:28: @Virginia_Gray You are not going to make me eat soap. I'm not Gabriel.
  
• 14:58:10: One more episode of #helixredo before Monday's premiere. I will not be commenting on the show live. I don't do spoilers.
  
• 15:00:30: @loveheroes I'd vote, but I think that would cross the narcissistic line even for me.
  
• 15:03:13: Almost to 9K today, minions. http://bit.ly/4wTsGt No one gets in our way! My followers are better than Rob Thomas'!
  
• 15:05:14: @virtuosoencore I'm on the West Coast, so I'm almost last getting it.
  
• 15:07:00: RT @ilaam new #heroes promo during ND football http://twitvid.com/25AF3
  
• 15:13:40: I will write up a review and post it on my LJ, so that people who don't mind being spoiled can see it. I'll put up a link here Monday night.
  
• 15:14:37: @Virginia_Gray Thanks mom.
  
• 15:15:31: @rebelle_elle @Virginia_Gray (If you tell her biblically, I'll die. #forrealsies)
  
• 15:16:43: @loveheroes I know. I've been posting for @heroespetition since day one. I'm on the West Coast, so I have to be careful of what I read too.
  
• 15:18:44: @Virginia_Gray I'm doing all right, mom. I don't need to be saved.
  
• 15:19:03: @rebelle_elle (coward)
  
• 15:22:15: @loveheroes That's good at least. I have UK/European friends, so I'm always careful. In this day and age tho, the delay is just stupid.
  
• 15:22:58: @rebelle_elle @Virginia_Gray (*Snerk* mom said servicing about Elle.)
  
• 15:23:36: @Virginia_Gray And now I have two mothers to look after me.
  
• 15:28:43: @Open_Flame @rebelle_elle @MrSeta Liz, Jack can heal from any amount of torture, that's what makes him fun. You'd just die.
  
• 15:29:38: @Virginia_Gray *smiles* She does. She's been taking good care of me.
  
• 15:32:43: @Open_Flame Been there, done that, and I didn't regenerate then.
  
• 15:33:16: @Virginia_Gray I visit him all the time. He's like a little brother to me.
  
• 15:35:19: @loveheroes I'm going to hate waiting too. I might have to stay off twitter that night.
  
• 15:35:45: @Open_Flame @MrSeta I'm surprised she doesn't put out her own fire.
  
• 15:37:42: Don't you guys think #welcomebackheroes is a little long? #heroes takes up less space.
  
• 15:38:07: @Virginia_Gray I would like that. Chocolate chip is my favorite.
  
• 15:43:45: @Virginia_Gray I could help you make them. I like to make cookies.
  
• 15:50:29: @rebelle_elle (She just called you a whore. Don't take it badly. She called any girl who came near me one too. Oh wait you did come near me)
  
• 15:51:06: @Virginia_Gray The recipe's easy. It comes on the package of chocolate chips, but only the yellow kind are good.
  
• 15:52:55: @rebelle_elle Shit if I'd heard that lie in the flesh, I'd have a migraine.
  
• 15:56:28: @rebelle_elle (me neither)
  
• 16:03:12: @Virginia_Gray The chip package, not packaged dough.
  
• 16:06:08: I swear it's a fucking conspiracy. I get within 10 votes of Rob, and the fucking wall breaks? Again?
  
• 16:25:47: @Virginia_Gray *Not that I haven't eaten pre-made cookie dough out of the tube or in ice cream.* Oh no that stuff's horrible. Disgusting.
  
• 16:26:59: @FuturePurfect I did, and I'm loving it. @angela_petrelli was nicer to you in comparison.
  
• 16:29:20: @Virginia_Gray *and ground glass* You're so right. *beams*
  
• 16:34:47: @FuturePurfect You won't have to. She's not my mother. I'm being nice because I want to help Gabriel. I have Angela.
  
• 16:38:04: @Virginia_Gray I like spaghetti with meatballs. I make it all the time.
  
• 17:05:26: @Virginia_Gray I'd like that, Mrs. Gray. Thank you.
  
• 17:08:35: @EdenPersuasion @invisiblepigeon @bennet5yg (It's Adam...whore house, dive bar, strip club.)
  
• 17:14:20: @_dickinabox_ Right we're not talking about your pipe dreams, Adam.
  
• 17:17:07: @rebelle_elle Not that I noticed.
  
• 17:18:23: @Virginia_Gray I'll do that, ma'am. *gives her a hug, gritting teeth* I'll see you soon.
  
• 17:19:03: @rebelle_elle Obsessive, anal retentive, religious zealot mothers are.
  
• 17:28:36: @rebelle_elle No but I'm willing to bet @angela_petrelli wouldn't approve of you and me either - if we were together.
  
• 17:31:20: #heroes is the trending topic I'm going to use. It is short, sweet and to the point.
  
• 17:35:10: @rebelle_elle Don't worry about it. @angela_petrelli was a complete bitch to Bennet. I almost never spoke to her again.
  
• 17:36:53: <3 Followers 9K is so close. http://bit.ly/4wTsGt Shall we go for 9100? #heroes #Sylar @the_watchmaker
  
• 17:40:19: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Bennet and I are thinking about you and a box of powdered sugar.
  
• 17:41:08: @rebelle_elle Mom got into the grandchildren thing and how it was sad Bennet can't have kids. I don't think they've spoken since.
  
• 17:43:01: @rebelle_elle I don't see them talking unless forced. We might adopt someday.
  
• 17:58:32: @rebelle_elle @FuturePurfect I know, Babe, and after all is said and done she has to be nice to you. You're her granddaughter.
  
• 18:03:46: @FuturePurfect Oh god no. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth she's so cool.
  
• 18:08:06: just voted "Sylar/Gabriel Grey" on "Which Heroes character is hotter??" vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/itESq
  
• 18:19:47: Well I just had to log into wikipedia - some moron listed Elle as a love interest and Maya as Sylar's lover. I don't think so.
  
• 18:21:30: @jenna_the_sinna It's all new.
  
• 18:23:22: Maya was a toy. I would never do that. Bring me @_the_bucket. I need to puke up the last 27 meals I ate.
  
• 18:23:56: @captain_flyboy Jack I would think you liked spooning bananas.
  
• 18:25:37: @_the_bucket Wikipedia said I fucked Maya. *BARRRRRFFFFFFF*
  
• 18:28:38: @kittenspawn @captain_flyboy I was being nice. The man ate alien meat and it was good for both of them - remember?
  
• 18:30:35: @_the_bucket She'd be the last person I fucked right after Mohinder. *uses fire to clean the bucket*
  
• 18:51:25: @Selestina118 That was not a good experience, Sel. Although it did get better.
  
• 18:52:38: @futurepurfect Where were we, babe?
  
• 18:54:51: @Selestina118 I should have killed him. It was sloppy to leave him alive.
  
• 19:01:07: @rebelle_elle I wouldn't be surprised. Where did you learn to cut hair a dog grooming school or online class?
  
• 19:04:01: @Selestina118 True he'll get his someday. I owe him even more now.
  
• 19:08:51: @rebelle_elle Susie? I'd like to meet her. Can you arrange that?
  
• 19:08:57: @Selestina118 Me neither.
  
• 19:11:01: @rebelle_elle Does she still work for the Company?
  
• 19:13:05: @rebelle_elle You've gotten enough out of me, Elle.
  
• 19:16:37: @rebelle_elle Enough for me to put in a good word with @virginia_gray?
  
• 19:18:23: @rebelle_elle I might tell her you aren't what she thinks you are.
  
• 19:20:15: @Selestina118 Good Night Sel
  
• 19:20:45: @rebelle_elle If you don't, I'll tell her you've been having sex without being married.
  
• 19:29:17: @rebelle_elle Go ahead. Who do you think she'd believe first? The skank seducing sweet Gabriel or family?
  
• 20:04:59: @Zachluvsstripes You're watching the Stooges. LOL
  
• 20:08:08: @Zachluvsstripes yuck, yuck, yuck
  
• 20:10:09: @DailyZQPhoto http://bit.ly/yX226 You should link here to the real author.
  
• 20:14:59: @DailyZQPhoto That's cool. I just wanted to make sure.
  
• 20:38:21: Don't let Rob catch up. I am tired of dancing with him. http://bit.ly/4wTsGt vote for Sylar @the_watchmaker
  
• 21:43:33: RT @sarena2s #Heroes That is all.
  
• 22:09:07: In 48 hours I will have seen #heroes. I will probably be in a foul mood waiting for revenge on Angela, Noah and Parkman.
  
• 22:15:22: I'm not sure what I'm looking forward to more. Ripping my way out of Nathan's gut or tearing Parkman's mind apart. #heroes
  
• 22:19:54: @Zachluvsstripes Oh yes that looks like so much fun. I can't wait to have him seeing my version of the world instead of his own. #heroes
  
• 23:15:29: 6 hours of sleep and too much caffeine is leading to a major system crash. See you all tomorrow. #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes
  

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