watchmakersylar | From Twitter 07-26-2010

I had the worst service EVER tonight. I feel no guilt whatsoever at making the waitress cry.
@bag_and_tag @MrMorallyGray ((Christ you guys are scaring me. This is like watching Agent Smith.))
@vampire_peter OMG I just posted it to my real LJ
APPARENTLY APPLEBEE'S GIVES YOU A MATH TEST TO SEE IF YOU'RE SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE!!!
@hpetrelli Oh dear god! I will be writing a fic killing everyone in that restaurant.
@hpetrelli I noticed that. ;)
@MrMorallyGray ((@HBIC_Petrelli is squeeing about it all.))
@xnursexnaughtyx There were 7 of us, and she didn't split the tab. She expected us to do it.
@xnursexnaughtyx She started crying. CRYING.
@MrMorallyGray ((She wants out of her box so badly.))
@MrMorallyGray ((Of course evil Lizard Nathan might be more fun.))
@xnursexnaughtyx Yep she was having a horrible night. Horrible. She barely served us. I had to demand a box after 6x asking nicely.
@MrMorallyGray ((It would be fun. I need to get a feel for him.))
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Why the hell am I awake?
@xnursexnaughtyx @hpetrelli I woke up about 20 min ago, and no sense in back to bed until my roommate gets up in 50 min. :(
@hpetrelli I can barely put words together. I am so tired. *hugs*
@hpetrelli I feel like a little kid that has been up too late. I want to stamp my feet and cry.
@xnursexnaughtyx It totally does. But you know how it is when there's not enough time to bother going back to bed.
@hpetrelli Keeping me company always makes me feel better.
@hpetrelli So what's up with you, beautiful?
@hpetrelli Helping Gabriel with a custom watch order. Going to school.
@kittenspawn Hey Kitten
@hpetrelli I'm happier than I've ever been. I'm glad you are too.
@kittenspawn I will hopefully be going back to bed.
@hpetrelli I had heard about that. Congratulations.
@hpetrelli I bet she's beautiful too.
@kittenspawn Thanks my stomach needs that.
@xnursexnaughtyx Hopefully in about 10 minutes I can go back to bed.
@kittenspawn @xnursexnaughtyx @hpetrelli Heading out, guys. Thanks for keeping me company. *hugs*
@xnursexnaughtyx Because our dogs will wake me up.
@darkelegance She was a fragile little flower.
@darkelegance NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
@darkelegance I'm so going to write her into a fic.
@darkelegance I wrote one after the douche on the last plane I was on spilled coffee on my backpack and didn't tell me. He died!
@darkelegance @icalynn I should write it with our characters. Peter, Nathan, Sylar, Scully..... Bad waitress. DEATH
@icalynn If she'd paid attention to us and split the tab, she'd have gotten good tips too.
@darkelegance @icalynn LMAO It's karma for Sylar killing Charlie! That is so going into the fic!
@darkelegance @icalynn "You know, Sylar, Charlie wouldn't forgot to bring Nathan his box six times. This is your fault." "Shut up Peter."
@CrazyEmmy25 Do you have a baseball bat?
@CrazyEmmy25 That'll do.
favorited a lol 'NOMSKULLS Cupcake Liners!' http://twlol.com/tw/?a3787008768 #lol #ichc
@Julia_Anders Thanks. I made it for @graylikeme.
Nice Puggs http://shar.es/mM9OY NSFW Regretsy
They're whores. I'm in. #firefly
@kittenspawn LOL
@graylikeme I found a window last night where I got to change mine.
@graylikeme It was in the middle of the night after I made the waitress cry.
@Calumfan1 Hope you don't have Commfunk.
@darkelegance Oh baby *cuddles* I has a sad too. :(
I am so tired. It isn't even remotely funny.
@graylikeme OMG DIES LMAO
@graylikeme Yeah I think it is.
@graylikeme Well I'm over my fascination.
@graylikeme *puppy dog eyes* All yours. Promise.
@xnursexnaughtyx I did for a few hours, but I'm dead tired still. How about you?
@graylikeme So. *kisses his eyelids* Have we worked enough for dessert?
@graylikeme On the whole watch, not by a long shot. But I think we deserve some quality time. *plays with Gabe's buttons*
@graylikeme Me? *bats eyelashes, slips fingers between buttons* I was hard at work. You were flirting with me.
@graylikeme You weren't? Really? *looks shocked too, then licks under your ear* Then just so we're clear, since we're easily confused. I am-
@graylikeme very much flirting with you right now.
@graylikeme *peels off shirt, walks you back against the wall* You're getting good at it too.
@graylikeme Little brother. *growls and noms on neck* You said you'd fuck me over the counter. That was so hot. Christ I almost lost it.
@darkelegance and boy are your arms tired *drum roll*
@graylikeme I didn't think you did. Would have picked it up anyway. You were thinking it pretty hard. *slips leg between yours and presses*
Letter #26 - Last Person I Made a Pinky Promise to http://shar.es/mNnqD for @graylikeme
@Beshter Yeah that's me the sweetheart serial killer.
@graylikeme *hisses, runs hands up your sides, pulling your shirt and sweater off* Well I liked it. *kisses hard* A lot.
@Beshter Rather make her all blood splattered and crispy.
@graylikeme Promise? *helps him with pants, then goes for yours, and slips off shoes* I'd love to hear your fantasies.
@graylikeme Well I really like that one. I'd like to do you all over the shop. *runs fingers up between your legs to tease*
@vampire_sylar @heartofmurder *laughs* Hey kid
New software upgrade for my Kindle is so cool.
@xnursexnaughtyx Me too. Any ability to RP is over for the night for me.
@idyllgirl @CrazyEmmy25 It is the book thing. I love it. I've had it a year.
@idyllgirl @CrazyEmmy25 My friends in the UK got Sony Readers instead, and have had so many problems.
@idyllgirl @CrazyEmmy25 http://www.decalgirl.com/assets/items/akin2/400/akin2-crime.jpg I have this skin on it. Matches my laptop.
@CrazyEmmy25 @idyllgirl The books are usually $10 or less. They have a lot of freebies too. It takes less than 2 min to download. There is-
@CrazyEmmy25 @idyllgirl no subscription. http://amzn.com/B0015T963C And $200 less than what I paid last year.
@Purrfect_crime My name is Sylar.