You want to answer these questions.

[watchmakersylar]

WHAT IF:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out i was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
There is no 17.
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE:
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
There is no 29.
30. Describe me in three words?
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

Comments

[1breath.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: I would be heartbroken to hear it, you've become a friend, Gabriel.
2. I kissed you: I'd remind you I loved someone else, but I wouldn't be angry with you.
3. I lived next door to you: I'd at least not have to worry about any other serial killers breaking into my house and carrying me away.
4. You found out i was married: I'd be thrilled...and surprised.
5. I stole something: I'd be disappointed, but then you've stolen many peoples' powers in the past. I wouldn't be surprised. Just sad.
6. I was hospitalized: Make damn sure you were taken care of.
7. I refused to leave my home: Break in the door? Hey, I was an FBI agent once, I might be short, but you would be surprised.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: I'd try to have your back as I could.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: Outside of your need to kill people? You've always been a friend to me, Gabriel. I see how you are human and you're wounded, and more than anything need love that isn't demanding or consuming. And I try to give that as a friend.
10. Eyes: They are nice, I guess.
11. Hair: It's nice as well...I like dark haired me, generally.
12. Family: I hate to tell you this, Gabriel, your family is insane. But yours wouldn't be the first family I've heard of that is that way.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body? I would figure you could cover that on your own. Besides I'm former FBI, you know I would have a problem with that...except if it was Bennett, I might be convinced then.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Of course.
15. Hold my hand? You are my friend, yes.
16. Take a bullet for me? You wouldn't be the first person I've done that for.
There is no 17.
18. Try to solve my problems? It's a nasty habit of mine, can you blame a G-woman?
19. Love me? As a friend, yes. But my heart belongs elsewhere.
20. Date me? No....but I would have dinner with you.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, you would be able to tell if I was.
22. Wanted to kiss me? No.
23. Wanted to kill me? Not yet, give it some time.
24. Broke my heart? Never.
25. Kept something important from me? Not to my knowledge.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? You aren't obsessed with porn and don't leave sunflower seed shells all over, so I don't think I could find you annoying.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you? Dana Scully
28. Are we friends? I would like to think so.
There is no 29.
30. Describe me in three words? Obsessed, sad, eager
31. What was your first impression? That you were very much human and charming in your own way, not the inhuman monster others made you to be.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? Yes...but I fear for you and worry about you as well. I know that you are dangerous, I respect that. But I've seen true evil in this world, Sylar, and you aren't it.
33. What reminds you of me? Chess...and chocolate.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Acceptance.
35. How well do you know me? Perhaps not well enough.
36. When's the last time you saw me? It's been some time. We should get together again.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No, not really.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Why not, though you're likely the only one who will respond.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

You really are my best friend, Scully. I would do anything for you.

[wilmerillusion.livejournal.com]

Agent Scully, if I knew you well enough, I'd respond to your meme. :)

[1breath.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Ms. Wilmer, perhaps we'll get to know each other better with time.

[wilmerillusion.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: Then it must be a Monday.
2. I kissed you: Then Elle would come lookin’ to give me an ass shockin’-whoopin.
3. I lived next door to you: Then you’d be none to pleased about my habit of singing Britney songs while in the shower.
4. You found out i was married: What if YOU found out you were married?
5. I stole something: Like powers?
6. I was hospitalized: Like on Level 5?
7. I refused to leave my home: I’d think you’re crazy cause your apartment is a shithole.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: Just don’t spill my beer.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: You need aid, but in a good way.
10. Eyes: Nice and brooding, and go well with the puppy dog pout.
11. Hair: I miss the faux hawk.
12. Family: Those bitches are crazy.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body? By illusion or by old fashioned mafia style? I’d do both.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Sure. I know LOTS of secrets.
15. Hold my hand? Ok, but it’ll cost you.
16. Take a bullet for me? I’ll leave that to you, Mr. Sylar with Cheerleaders Powers.
There is no 17. <--Lame
18. Try to solve my problems? I can barely solve my own. BUT...I will book you on Jerry Springer. He’s really good at helping to solve problems.
19. Love me? Meh..But you’re cool.
20. Date me? Naw...But I would play quarters with you and let you keep the money.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better? Yeah and you kicked my ass for it.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Yeah but it was the rum talking.
23. Wanted to kill me? See above.
24. Broke my heart? Yes. I’m such the heartbreaker, all up in here.
25. Kept something important from me? Only the truth about our Mexicali Shithole, and I was doing you a favor.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? See 22.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you? I’m Candy Dub & me love you long time. *bows*
28. Are we friends? I think so. I’m still living, so I guess that’s a good start.
There is no 29. <--Super lame!
30. Describe me in three words? Bat shit crazy.
31. What was your first impression? See above.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? mmmhmmmm
33. What reminds you of me? Ke$ha, sadly. (Tonight Imma fight til I see the sunlight, tik tok on the clock but the party don’t stop NO. nooohohowowow)
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Ummm...The number to Sureshs’ mom’s eyebrow threader.
35. How well do you know me? Not at all.
36. When's the last time you saw me? Dunno?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Maybe, but then I forgot due to the rum haze.
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Sure. I look forward to its non reply. :o

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetheart, you need to catch up with my reality. You'd have to worry about Gabriel or Peter - depending on the verse - about the kissing. I wouldn't touch Elle with a 1000 foot pole.

Wait until you see where I live. It's fantastic.

Sorry about trying to kill you and all. Guess you won that little battle though didn't you?

I do need to thank you, Candice, for opening my eyes about who I really do love. Me.

[wilmerillusion.livejournal.com]

No comment from the peanut gallery about #27?

I don't know if I want to see where you live. I fear that my rampant OCD will take over & I'll do something crazy, like fold all of your black shirts with a clipboard.

If you call the "battle" survival of the smartest, well then yeah..I won. :P

And ain't no one gonna love you unless you love yourself. Can I get an AMEN!??

Shades Verse.

[graylikeme.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: I'd help you get the bastard who killed you after you came back to life.
2. I kissed you: You can do that anytime, brother.
3. I lived next door to you: Um, I'd probably invade your privacy a lot.
4. You found out i was married: ... I wouldn't be so happy, unless it was to me.
5. I stole something: If it's an ability we're talking about, that's not so unusual.
6. I was hospitalized: That -is- unusual. I'd wonder how you lost your regen and help you get it back.
7. I refused to leave my home: I'd be right there with you.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: You know what would happen then. I got your back, just like you have mine.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: I like it, of course. We're a lot alike, but there's still enough difference to make it interesting.
10. Eyes: I love them, they're so expressive.
11. Hair: Love having my hands in it.
12. Family: Um, we're all we have, so I hope you like your family.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body? I've done that, so yes.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? You know I would.
15. Hold my hand? Always.
16. Take a bullet for me? Yes, though we'd both be okay.
There is no 17.
18. Try to solve my problems? If I could and you'd let me.
19. Love me? Always.
20. Date me? I love dating you, so yes.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, I don't think so.
22. Wanted to kiss me? You know the answer to that.
23. Wanted to kill me? Yes.
24. Broke my heart? I don't know, but I don't think so.
25. Kept something important from me? No.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? No.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you? Gabriel Gray.
28. Are we friends? Much more than friends.
There is no 29.
30. Describe me in three words? Partner, brother, lover
31. What was your first impression? You nearly made my heart stop when I saw you.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? Sometimes, but not quite in the same way.
33. What reminds you of me? Chocolate, coffee and blood.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? I can give you anything, I think. Just ask.
35. How well do you know me? As well as I know myself, I guess. That doesn't mean that I don't get surprised sometimes.
36. When's the last time you saw me? Today.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Sure, why not.

Re: Shades Verse.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Chocolate, coffee and blood.... sounds like more foreplay.

You've never thought I was annoying? Really? Wow. Even I think I'm annoying.

I thank God every day that you tried to kill me that night.

Re: Shades Verse.

[graylikeme.livejournal.com]

It does sound like foreplay, doesn't it?

No. I think it's because we're so much alike there. I never find your hair all over the bathroom or your mess all over the house.

Your own fault for making me angry. God has nothing to do with it.

Shades Verse.

[beastlyinsides.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: I'd make sure you were properly dead before celebrating.
2. I kissed you: I'd bite off your tongue.
3. I lived next door to you: That would make you easy to find.
4. You found out i was married: Did you marry that sorry excuse for a sidekick you have? I don't know who I feel more sorry for.
5. I stole something: No surprise there.
6. I was hospitalized: No regen? Someone likes me in Hell.
7. I refused to leave my home: Good.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: I'd wait and see the outcome.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: You were Angela's pet for so long, I'm sure that didn't help your personality.
10. Eyes: I can't say anything bad about them.
11. Hair: Fine. Can't say anything bad here either.
12. Family: Don't care about your family.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body? *snort* Pathetic if you couldn't do that yourself.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Hell yes. Tell me one and I'll prove it.
15. Hold my hand? Only if it wasn't attached to your body.
16. Take a bullet for me? I'd take it and send it right back at you.
There is no 17.
18. Try to solve my problems? I've already tried to do that.
19. Love me? Fuck no.
20. Date me? See 19.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better? No.
22. Wanted to kiss me? No.
23. Wanted to kill me? All the fucking time.
24. Broke my heart? Yeah. I loved it at the time.
25. Kept something important from me? Yep, remember that time I stole your brother?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Obvious answer to that one.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you? I am Sylar. Kind of loses it's value when there's 30 of us, doesn't it?
28. Are we friends? No.
There is no 29.
30. Describe me in three words? Fucking asshole. I guess that's only two... Deal with it.
31. What was your first impression? Stupid puppy doing whatever Angela told you to.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? No. I set you free.
33. What reminds you of me? Blood, sweat, tears.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A solid kick in the groin and a spike in the head.
35. How well do you know me? Well enough.
36. When's the last time you saw me? When you visited me. How did that hunger work out for you? Kill anyone nice?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Oh yeah. Tons of things you'll never know here.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? *snorts* Why should I?

Re: Shades Verse.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Asshole.

Thanks for breaking me free, by the way. Honestly if you hadn't hurt, Gabe, I might not have stripped you nearly powerless and made sure your bitch sister died.

Re: Shades Verse.

[beastlyinsides.livejournal.com]

Your brother is still breathing, isn't he? I don't get what you're whining about, but then I didn't expect more from a former lapdog. Yap yap yap.