From Twitter 08-30-2009

[watchmakersylar]

• 14:36:41: http://bit.ly/4wTsGt
  5500 votes for Sylar!!! You guys are so cool.
  
• 14:53:16: @rebelle_elle "I think you've spent enough time with the Haitian." I sit on the edge of the bed and smile at her. "Besides if I didn't want-
  
• 14:53:51: @rebelle_elle you to learn from your mistakes, I'd have killed you along with your useless father. Tell me something, princess." I lean --
  
• 14:54:26: @rebelle_elle close, my lips almost touching hers. "If I'd have been the one flirting with you, would you have fucked me too?"
  
• 14:55:21: I want the fucking Twitter Evil Award for what I'm doing to @rebelle_elle right now.
  
• 15:03:06: RT Please sign the petition..Heroes..Season 4..uk...2009...now!! - http://301.to/81o
  
• 15:03:20: VOTE FOR ERIC'S BODY PARTS http://bit.ly/4wTsGt and the rest of him. Get him off the wall!!! Please RT
  
• 15:03:44: It's time for my standard RP disclaimer. I am playing a bad guy/anti-hero/jackass. I will 95% of the time treat you like shit. Get over it.
  
• 15:05:19: @beckyb731 @brieh43 Thank You so much.
  
• 15:10:54: @malisarugbygod @loveheroes @shimmer418 Actually I'm pretty nice to you guys. It's just in the RP that I have people whine that I'm mean.
  
• 15:12:42: @rebelle_elle "He's just what? What made you do it with Peter?" I sneer at her and slip off the bed. "Get better Elle. I'm sure there must -
  
• 15:13:19: @rebelle_elle be someone out there who cares. I'm sure @maxxpotential does, but the Gray boys...we're done with you."
  
• 15:13:41: just voted "Heroes" on "What is your favourite TV series?" vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/2zoKk
  
• 15:17:41: This is Sylar. Leave a message at the @, and I might get back to you....beep
  
• 16:39:56: Please Retweet and Sign this Petition 'Heroes..S4...UK...2009..NOW!! ' - http://301.to/81o
  
• 16:47:36: I love it when a plan comes together.
  
• 16:50:22: @sarena2s Are there any other kind?
  
• 16:52:27: @Illusional_You Same thing I do every night, Pinky.
  
• 16:57:51: My plan 4 pieces of Eric remain. http://bit.ly/4wTsGt
  Get them into the Blue and off the wall!!! Vote. RT
  
• 17:05:11: BTW @ericnorthman you and your minions owe me votes and pimpage next month for Mr. Twitter.
  
• 17:06:08: @rebelle_elle @sarena2s @brieh43 I want to know where Eric's dick is.
  
• 17:06:38: @DarkAngel_V Hey V
  
• 17:08:36: @6sixx6 But not until the next round. I don't want into the blue yet. :)
  
• 17:09:19: @6sixx6 Of course. I adore you.
  
• 17:22:21: @6sixx6 The full force of Eric's minions when the new rounds starts would be greatly appreciated my Muse.
  
• 17:44:44: @EricNorthman I wondered if there was anyone as arrogant as I was on here.
  
• 17:47:51: @6sixx6 Shame about the penis. Must make it hard on dates.
  
• 17:52:05: @6sixx62 Christ is that on the wall too?
  
• 17:54:47: @6sixx62 And that is enough. There's only me.
  
• 17:59:19: Please vote for the Mistress of Metal @6sixx6 http://bit.ly/gWIwX
  
• 18:11:50: @Zachluvsstripes I sure as hell would have rather seen that.
  
• 18:12:26: I should watch the last 3 episodes of season 2 for the #helixredo, but that means looking at Maya. I don't know if I can do it.
  
• 18:20:15: The good parts in the last 3 episodes: Killing Alejandro, Shooting Maya, being mean to Mohinder.... "I'm Back." #helixredo
  
• 18:23:55: I love her. RT @BL00D_ANGEL Cooking...dinner...not someone's heart or soul...although that is tempting.
  
• 18:28:12: @shimmer418 Good Night
  
• 18:41:24: @rebelle_elle "I'm not lying, Elle. I trusted you to do the right thing. I was an idiot. You wouldn't know the right thing if it was --
  
• 18:42:01: @rebelle_elle dropped on your lap with a big bow tied on it. I tried to take care of you, and you betrayed me."
  
• 18:45:21: Third times a charm. Season 1 Nathan's blown up. Season 2 Nathan's shot. Season 3 I killed him. Good times.
  
• 18:49:34: @newmoon01 Sorry. Where are you?
  
• 18:50:23: @Selestina118 Don't feel sorry for Nathan. He'll suffer a lot less than Angela, Noah and Parkman will for what they did to me.
  
• 18:51:01: @BL00D_ANGEL Not this time.
  
• 18:54:11: @rebelle_elle "When you love someone you don't cheat on them." That's all I say as I leave her there.
  
• 19:06:50: We don't have much time http://bit.ly/4wTsGt
  Get all of Eric into the Blue. Vote now. Vote often.
  
• 19:17:20: @rebelle_elle Did you do that in arts and crafts?
  
• 19:24:06: @rebelle_elle I'm good at fingerpainting, Elle. Although I only had one color last time I did it.
  
• 19:25:57: @rebelle_elle *Laughs* Best picture I ever did for my mother, and she couldn't hang it on the fridge.
  
• 19:41:53: @invisiblepigeon And I'm always right about cheeseburgers.
  
• 19:56:44: @la_dame_du_lac I've been craving Nutella.
  
• 20:07:32: So a serial killer walks into a bar....
  
• 20:10:26: Is that all it takes to have you eating out of the palm of my hand?
  
• 20:11:03: RT @rebelle_elle 25 votes and I break 2100. I've been trying for days. Come on, people. http://bit.ly/18mdvO
  
• 20:19:38: It's dark, the floor is sticky. It smells like the inside of ashtray and stale beer. According to Elle's phone there's someone special.
  
• 20:23:10: @rebelle_elle Night Sister.
  
• 20:25:11: @Claude_Reigns It's been near perfect for me all day.
  
• 20:40:47: There she is, tending bar. I'll have to watch her for a bit, wait for her to leave, or turn on the charm. Charm would be faster. "Hey can I-
  
• 20:43:40: get a get a shot of tequila?" She smiles when I do. I pretend to think her tits are nice. $100 and she'll keep me in Cuervo all night long.
  
• 20:48:56: After a few jokes, smiles and flirting, she's happy to leave me with the bottle. I'm playing the cute drunk for all it's worth. She pauses -
  
• 20:49:51: every time she wipes down the bar to listen to my sad tale about my murdered girlfriend. How I'm so broken up and sad about it. She's mine.
  
• 20:54:45: Stacy is so sweet. She helps me outside when the bar closes for the night. If she had half a brain, she'd call me a cab, but she insists on-
  
• 20:55:23: giving me a ride. It doesn't help that I've been using my empathy on her all night to believe every word that comes out of my lying mouth.
  
• 20:55:55: Well not all lies. My girlfriend was murdered. I know I did it.
  
• 21:00:14: Her car's a beat to shit Jeep. It'll do nicely when I'm done with her. I lean across the seat to give her a kiss after she starts the Jeep.
  
• 21:02:15: I let her get a few miles from the bar when I double over and grab the dashboard. "I'm going to puke. You need to pull over."
  
• 21:04:32: She pulls over fast, across three lanes to get to the freeway shoulder. I stumble out of the Jeep, holding my knees while she comes to help.
  
• 21:05:54: My hand darts out, and I grab her around the neck. I slam her down onto the ground, straddling her. She slashes me across the face with her-
  
• 21:07:06: keys and blood runs into my mouth. "What do you do?" I ask her, with my power wrapped tight so she can't move. I look for some sign. Some-
  
• 21:07:57: glimmer of what makes her special, but I don't see it. If it was a power she could hurt me with, she would have used it already. "You were -
  
• 21:08:36: a waste of my time, Stacy. All that second hand smoke and cheap booze for nothing. Fucking Elle, piece of shit list."
  
• 21:09:42: Her neck snaps with a flick of my wrist. No reason to cut her head open. She wasn't special enough. I leave her in the ditch. "Next."
  
• 21:10:27: You can tell when I'm bored. I write bad insta-fic on here.
  
• 21:12:55: @6sixx6 Do I need to try harder to scare you all of the time?
  
• 21:13:55: Eric's clone, feet, hands and ass http://bit.ly/4wTsGt
  Need to be in the blue. Vote Vote Vote!!!
  
• 21:15:04: @Erics_hair Drop by my Live Journal. I have years of fic in there. http://thewatchmaker.livejournal.com/
  
• 21:15:34: @GothWonderland @Illusional_You Thank You, Sweetheart.
  
• 21:15:55: @FuturePurfect Hi babe. Been waiting for you to get home.
  
• 21:23:23: @Erics_hair I've been voting for the parts on page 1 every 20 minutes.
  
• 21:23:50: @FuturePurfect *sucks on her tongue and purrs* That's OK. I had a great dream.
  
• 21:24:13: @6sixx6 I would never kill you. Who would I share music with?
  
• 21:36:05: A Serial Killer Walks into a Bar - http://thewatchmaker.livejournal.com/66082.html - the fic version.
  
• 21:36:55: @FuturePurfect The best part about Bennet is I can tell her the truth. "I was dreaming about killing someone."
  
• 21:38:59: @Erics_hair How far are you from making the top 20, hair?
  
• 21:42:16: @FuturePurfect I lace my fingers with hers, pulling her on top of me. "He could breathe water. I killed him in a pool, the water turned red"
  
• 21:43:45: @Erics_hair Next round is mine. This one is Eric's. I concede.
  
• 21:47:26: @Erics_hair I've been asking my minions to get all the parts on the main page into the blue. That's the best I can do. Next month is mine.
  
• 21:47:57: @FuturePurfect "It tastes better too. Were you always like this." I brush her hair from her face. "Or did you get it from me?"
  
• 21:50:10: @6sixx62 It looks like it.
  
• 21:56:44: @FuturePurfect "It's OK. I was curious." I cup the back of her neck and bring her lips down to mine, I suck her lower lip into my mouth, --
  
• 21:57:22: @FuturePurfect worrying at it until I can break the skin. Sometimes I wish she didn't heal so fast, but if she didn't I'd have killed her.
  
• 21:58:27: @Erics_hair @6sixx62 Serial Killer appreciates it. I'd stroke your hair, but I'm not into Eric.
  
• 22:02:57: @FuturePurfect "@peter_petrelli and I were thinking about that the other day when we were at their summer house in the pool. That would --
  
• 22:03:30: @FuturePurfect have been so much fun. Wonder were little Alex is now?" I walk my fingers along her spine and kiss her hard again.
  
• 22:04:30: @Erics_hair @6sixx62 I'm sorry, Hair. You're beautiful, but I'm not into blonds.
  
• 22:11:43: @6sixx62 @Erics_hair Sorry, have some conditioner?
  
• 22:17:12: @Erics_hair I could brush out the tangles?
  
• 22:30:54: @6sixx6 *shrugs* Sorry but I don't lie... well unless I'm trying to kill someone. I prefer dark hair, and I only run my fingers through -
  
• 22:31:07: @6sixx6 one man's hair and that's @peter_petrelli's.
  
• 22:33:25: @sarena2s I'm so happy my Peter still has it.
  
• 22:35:29: @sarena2s soft and it smells nice... Good Night.
  
• 22:36:01: @Erics_hair Shit guess I don't know how to talk to hair. Where's Cousin It?
  

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