Entertain Me - Warning Label Meme

[watchmakersylar]

Borrowed with love from eriksselest

If I came with a warning label, what would it say?

Hit me with your best shots!

Comments

[frontyardninja.livejournal.com]

Keep out of reach of children.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

LMAO I love it. I might have to put that on an icon.

[snarky-blonde.livejournal.com]

The cereal killer, doesn't need a spoon, he has fingers

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Finger licking good.

[snarky-blonde.livejournal.com]

I don't know about all that.

I have another two more.

Warning: Watch your head around him.

Or will finger you at anytime for his pleasure.

[illusional-you.livejournal.com]

Warning: Keep all coffee mugs and quartz crystals out of reach

also:

Caution: May bite (but I don't like to listen to the caution on that one)

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Keep all objects out of reach. :)

[illusional-you.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind

But you can still bite.

[sarah-1228.livejournal.com]

Warning: excessive finger pointing

[brianneh.livejournal.com]

Do not piss off...or suffer the wrath of having your skull sawed open.

[idyllgirl.livejournal.com]

ok. lets see:
highly flammable
biohazard
high voltage
this is not a toy


and just cause i can't resist
slippery when wet
do not swallow
for external use only
caution:hot equipment

[eriksselest.livejournal.com]

Warning: Deadly in more ways than one.

And for fun ...

Make sure to keep an extra pie around at all times.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Aggressive Animal

Like these. XD (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35039381")

[darkangel-v.livejournal.com]

Warning: Contents hot!

[frontyardninja.livejournal.com]

Contents under pressure: may explode.

[theentwife.livejournal.com]

Mostly harmless. Safe around children and pets. Exhibition of "abilities" in front of subject may cause unpleasant reaction.


Persephone