OOC - Bored with the Boinking

[watchmakersylar]

I don’t know what happened with Twitter RP, but it’s turned into the 24/7 Hump-o-Rama. I am so sick of watching characters bumping uglies. What happened to telling stories? I am not anti-smut. I enjoy RPing it on Twitter and on LJ, but it is not the reason I RP.

I RP to explore my characters and their environment. I want them to meet new people and encounter new challenges. Filling my timeline with constant fucking does neither of those things.

I suppose in a lot of ways that I’m very old fashioned. My characters do not fuck around. They have relationships. They do not cheat on their significant others. If there is a spark of chemistry with a new character, I will make a new version of my character to explore that. I don’t engage in multiple partners and verses on Twitter. It’s too hard for my readers to keep track of who I’m involved with. Breaking them apart makes it easier for them and for me.

On LJ that’s not as hard because the comms and groups are clearly delineated. In Group 2 Sylar is with Peter. In Group 1 Sylar is with Gabriel. In Group 3 Gabriel is with Elle. It works for me.

I think there’s also a part of that identifies with Sylar’s need to be special. How special is it to watch Character A who is supposed to be in love with Character B fucking every other version of Character B they encounter on Twitter? I just don’t like it.

But that’s my own personal deal. I don’t expect anyone else to jump on my bandwagon with me.

Comments

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

*standing O*

ILU.

I used to turn twitter off after 7PM because it was just sex, sex, sex. Now, it doesn't matter if it's fucking lunch time, someone's fucking. Wait....does that make it literally 'fucking lunch time'?

It's fucking sad, frankly. If you've seen one couple fuck, you've seen them all. Every fucking time doesn't need to be played out; the fucking can be implied and assumed when a couple is to the point that they would be fucking on a regular fucking basis. I mean fuck!

As far as infidelity simply to stir up drama; it takes a very weak person and therefore a very weak character to allow a lover/mate to fuck around without consequence. 90% are RPing superheroes, FFS. As if that type of personality would just back down and take that shit with an 'It's OK, baby. I forgive you.' Fuck no, there would be broken noses and blood, bitch!


Far as the multiple versing goes; I don't RP from anyone but myself and my verse mates and thankfully they can keep their shit straight. I hope....

[sylar.livejournal.com]

I'm just sick of it. You hit the nail on the head too. I know that Gabe/Sylar fuck all the time. Hell they fuck when neither of the muns are watching/writing/RPing. That doesn't mean I want to RP it out EVERY TIME. Once in awhile for a special event is great.

I hate how the cheaters use the "It's another 'verse" excuse. Well guess what, asshole. No it's not. You're cheating, and you should make another account if you want to say you're a different person.

Baby the "Superheroes" I've been watching are too busy getting groiny to save anyone anyway. I mean how fast can Peter Petrelli pull his pants up in an emergency?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

We'll have to agree to disagree on the multiple verse thing, but otherwise I'm on your boat. It's a nice boat; you've got rum and intelligence here.

I just had this vision of 'The Pantless, Naked & Erect Heroes Guild'. 'Scuse me while I go bash my skull in with a fuck-me shoe.

[keep-them-safe.livejournal.com]

Nonono! The "Fuck Me shoe" is exactly what we're trying to AVOID! *tsks*

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

But...they're soooooo sexy (http://www.barneys.com/Tinazata/500724489,default,pd.html) and perfectly acceptable for everyday wear and lots and lots of running, jumping and climbing trees.

Also, perfect for plotless 'plots' and getting yourself off in all the wrong kinda ways.

[keep-them-safe.livejournal.com]

When I figure out how you run, jump, and climb trees in those, I'll stop bitching.