Day Three: Eight ways to win my heart.

[watchmakersylar]

1 – You have to be brilliant and understand how my mind works. Extra bonus if you are me or a version of me, but I’m not narcissistic at all. I like the differences between me and me a lot.

2 – Must not freak out if I come home covered in blood up to my elbows.

3 – If you have a power, I don’t already have, that’s a plus in your favor.

4 – You don’t feel the need to be around me 24/7. I don’t want you under foot all the time. You’ll live longer if you have your own place and bed to go home to.

5 – You can think for yourself. If I wanted a sockpuppet for a significant other, I’d just masturbate.

6 – Biting. I bite, and I like being bitten.

7 – No lying. Trust me. I’ll know if you tell even the smallest of fibs.

8 – If I’ve taken you to a romantic beach, lie still while I finish cutting your head open.

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Comments

[empath-peter.livejournal.com]

You know, you could masturbate with the sock puppet.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking, baby.

[empath-peter.livejournal.com]

*laughs* We can give him a little crooked mouth.. lots of hair.

[sylar.livejournal.com]

But that's why I love you, Peter. You're not a sockpuppet.

[jaimie-prufrock.livejournal.com]

Love this, SO MUCH. What a lovely blend of cute and snark. Made me want to snuggle a Sylar. :) (although that might suggest I'm a little crazy...)

[sylar.livejournal.com]

I can occasionally be approached for snuggles. Just be careful because usually I'm pointy side up like a cat.

[jaimie-prufrock.livejournal.com]

I like cats. I like them a lot, in fact. ;)

[petrelliheidi.livejournal.com]

*bites*

[eriksselest.livejournal.com]

*snickers at number 8* Nice, concise list!