OOC - Fan Fic Ranting

[watchmakersylar]

UGH Fandom.

Ship =/=SEX. Ship = Relationship. There is no such thing as Preship unless the characters have never met. *head desk*

Just like there is no such thing as Preslash. Slash =/= Sex either. Slash just means a same sex pairing.

When you say Preslash or Preship it makes it sound like you mean Foreplay.

SEX = SEX
Sex = NSFW/Adult Content/Smut/Porn

Slash and Ship = Relationships

Comments

[paynesgrey.livejournal.com]

Yeah I don't get that terminology at all.

If you write something and the two characters aren't romantic, what's the harm in calling it a genfic or friendship fic? I suppose Alice/Bob is more appealing to people than: Alice, Bob, Friendship. [shrug]

[sylar.livejournal.com]

I don't understand it either, but then I'm not a 13 year old who's never had a relationship or sex either. *shrugs*

[jackvelvet.livejournal.com]

Have I ever told you that I love you?

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Not lately, but thanks. *blushing* Would this be preslash then?

This post contains: Violence, fluff

[jackvelvet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we're totally pre-slash, at least on LJ. In emails we're post-slash. Sometimes I feel little NSFW. Yeah, I totally ship our completely rational frustrations. BB, u no ilu so hard, there ain't no FAIL! about it!

TL;DR - Lulz

BTW, TBH, IMO fandom r cray-cray.


(Um, does any of that make any sense? It certainly doesn't to me. Hit me over the head for that creepy atrocity, please. :) )

Re: This post contains: Violence, fluff

[sylar.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ! Have I been flirting with a 12 year old? I'm going to jail.

Re: This post contains: Violence, fluff

[jackvelvet.livejournal.com]

warning: underage

[sylar.livejournal.com]

warning: this post may contain underage slash/ship, which means like everyone might do it some day, so it's really preslash/preship. So if that squicks you out you probably shouldn't read it because people might like hold hands and pick their nose.

Oh and it's a total accident that I named the Mary Sue character after myself. It means nothing that she looks just like me too. I just like the name.

[jackvelvet.livejournal.com]

A COMPLETE accident. You can't be held at fault if you just think you're super pretty and have an awesome name!!

[sylar.livejournal.com]

It's not creepy at all that the character that looks like me and is named after me is getting molested by the super hot actor who is nothing like the character that I'm supposedly writing for. It's also perfectly cool for me to write a child version of myself, so he can be my super hot daddy too.

[jackvelvet.livejournal.com]

LOL ew. You win this round!

[sylar.livejournal.com]

I'm just thankful that I'm mocking other people instead of my own work. By the way I just posted a Drabble Meme, drop on by and pic a few when you have a chance.

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[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Ok, I've been on LJ too long, I understood all that... LOL

[sylar.livejournal.com]

I have been known to use you as my translator on such matters.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Yes, you have. LOL Between you and the Brits/Scots, I should do this for a living. ;)